Quotes mean a lot in someone’s life; these are the powerful words which bring back the smile and happiness together on the face. Here we have found 20 best quotes to make you smile in 2018, Hope you may like these.
Quotes To Make You Smile 2018
My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said “at the end of this ruler is an idiot!” I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to.
If people are talking about you behind your back, then just fart!
Why do they call it “‘Beauty Sleep”,
When you wakeup looking like a troll!
Sometimes i wish i was a bird..
So I could fly above certain people and shit on their heads.
I requested God for a bike,
though I know God doesn’t work such way.
So I stole it and requested for forgiveness.
Women might be able to fake orgasms.
But men can fake a whole relationship.
Men have two feelings: Hungry and Horny.
On the off chance that you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Learning is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not placing it in a fruit salad.
If someone calls you ugly have a good come back,
and say excuse me, I am not a mirror.
I’m not fat, God gave me airbags cause i am precious.