Quotes to make you smile

20 Best Quotes To Make You Smile (September. 2017)

Smile Quotes

Quotes mean a lot in someone’s life; these are the powerful words which bring back the smile and happiness together on the face. Here we have found 20 best quotes to make you smile in 2017, Hope you may like these.

Quotes To Make You Smile 2017

1.

My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said “at the end of this ruler is an idiot!” I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to.
2.
If people are talking about you behind your back, then just fart!
3.
Why do they call it “‘Beauty Sleep”,
When you wakeup looking like a troll!
4.
Sometimes i wish i was a bird..
So I could fly above certain people and shit on their heads.
5.
I requested God for a bike,
though I know God doesn’t work such way.
So I stole it and requested for forgiveness.
6.
Women might be able to fake orgasms.
But men can fake a whole relationship.
7.
Men have two feelings: Hungry and Horny.
On the off chance that you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
8.
Learning is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not placing it in a fruit salad.
9.
If someone calls you ugly have a good come back,
and say excuse me, I am not a mirror.
10.
I’m not fat, God gave me airbags cause i am precious.
11.
Whenever you feel sad, Just remember that somewhere in this world there is an idiot pulling a door that say’s “PUSH”.
12.
Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older.
It’s natures way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
13.
I don’t care what people think of me..
At least mosquitoes find me attractive.
14.
“I am going to bed” really means..
I am going to lie in my bed and go on my phone.
15.
Roses are red, Violets are blue..
A face like your’s belongs in a zoo.
Don’t you worry i will be there too,
Not in the cage but laughing at you.
16.
When u am bored, I send a text to a random number saying, “I hid the body.. now what?”
17.
Nothing is scarier than attempting the first fart after having Diarrhea.

18.
If you ever et cold, just stand in a corner for bit. They are usually around 90 degrees.
19.
The best way of saving money is..
Forget who you borrowed it from.
20.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, Then it just becomes a soap opera.

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